Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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