oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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