He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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