thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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