Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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