Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Is it penis luge time yet?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO