Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
