May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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