ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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