Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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