dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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