Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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