ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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