ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
They took my balls.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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