dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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