Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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