It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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