Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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