What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
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I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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