so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
