I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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