I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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