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  Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Why are you ignoring all of my texts?

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  The power was out.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  (440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.

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