Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.

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(206): View more from Washington

And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny

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(203): View more from Connecticut

the problem with open bar is i never know what to get

(781): View more from Massachusetts

did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."

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(512): View more from Texas

Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.

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(631): View more from New York

ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"

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(623): View more from Arizona

I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.

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