jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my shit smells like andre
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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