Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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