The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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