found the other keg... it's in the tree
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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