did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
