I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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