It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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