the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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