Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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