That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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