The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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