I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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