so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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