Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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