he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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