Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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