Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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