I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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