Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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