yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The struggles of a small town man whore
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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