the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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