Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
