It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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