is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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