Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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