Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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