why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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