I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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