and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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