I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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