I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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