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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
operation have a gay friend backfired
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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